8 pound baby buddha

the good lord Buddha did not create me to be a stripper. OH NO! no, his intentions for me did not revolve around wearing ridiculously tall heels and incredibly small attire. Well, I take that back. I love wearing said clothing and foot apparel. But only when I’m on my back. Which is why I am a porn star, and not a stripper. No, I was put on earth to be a porn star, to have as many people willing to watch witness my orgasmically oriented performances. And that is why I do not make any money when I go strip. No. No money. Friends, yes, money no.

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~ by Penny Flame on July 26, 2008.

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